Has it Come to This?

Since the sub-UrbanRugrat joined us just a few short weeks ago, I've found myself sniffing her ass to determine whether there's a dirty diaper on instead of unhitching her fleece overalls and onesie and peeking in the corner of the diaper. What has happened to me?

Of course, for this guy, or this guy, that rates as acceptable behavior on the subways. Dirty, dirty boys.