John Wayne Kringle

Went out for a coffee this morning and saw a grown man wearing a Santa Claus hat. Dressed completely normally otherwise (well, if you consider an elastic waisted jean jacket normal). That would be weird and bizzare enough on December 24th, or whatever day most companies host their Christmas Party, but it's December 3rd for Chrissakes.

People like that always remind me of John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer who dressed up like a clown to lure little boys into his lair.

"Look at me...I'm Santa Claus. Want a candy cane little boy?"

Fucking freaks.