Opening Entry

This is the story of a suburban boy who grew up to become a New York hipster who grew up to become a suburban dad. A man who never had to fix a leaky pipe because the superintendent handled that kind of thing. A man who never owned a lawnmower, who never ate at chain restaraunts and who never looked a neighbor in the eye for fear that they might be a serial killer. Now his fear is that the neighbors might be swingers. Or Amway salesmen. Shudder.

This will be a periodic blog, as I've got yardwork to do and dirty diapers to change. So please don't bitch if I don't post as frequently as you'd like. Ya bastards.